That's intense
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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