Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
