I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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