In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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