theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
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