Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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