oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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