it was like his penis was on wheels.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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