he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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