Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
sarcasm needs its own font
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Randomize
