you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
The ass gains better be worth it
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