I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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