And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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