So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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