So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
my being single is dangerous.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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