Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
He better not be in your backpack
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
