I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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