She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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