But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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