Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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