I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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