I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
We left the knife in your bed.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
How does it feel to date your dad?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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