please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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