Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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