She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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