When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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