What a fucking waste of an outfit
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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