My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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