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I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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