Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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