We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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