found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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