I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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