that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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