I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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