$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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