what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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