biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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