oh god the rape fog is back!
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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