Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
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