I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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