She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
God, I missed his penis.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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