We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
