Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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