i permit you to call me
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I'm having to shit out rocks
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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