grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
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Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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