so explain again why im purple
no
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Randomize
