i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Houston, we have a squirter
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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