her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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