Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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